Tuesday, September 9, 2008

BLAKES THEORIES OF THE WORLD

1. Thinking complicates things.

2. Everyone needs to chill out a little bit.

3. Optimism breeds disappointment.

4. Pessimism breeds surprises.

5. But it's good to be optimistic because life is too big and weird for pessimism.





Hello, I am in New York, does anybody want to go see the J.M.W. Turner exhibit at the MET? He is the artist of the painting at the top of this page. Also this one.

8 comments:

Harold Teitelman said...

HOW MANY BLAKES ARE THERE???!!!

OHHHMYGODDDDDDD1/!!!#

Matt Hanson said...

I feel as if somehow you were throwing me a shout out for numbers 3,4, and 5.

Blake said...

I do believe #3 was inspired by some of your philosophies, many moons ago

stephen said...

i enjoy number rule two when I can remember to follow it

JayDee said...

I think all three of these rules completely contradict how I live my life.

JayDee said...

There are five rules, my bad.

Connie Chan said...

i found this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnuYn_9-Ft0

and this:

http://www.imeem.com/people/pL-DoiI/video/_FWPp81Y/shiny_toy_guns_shiny_toy_guns_nothing_compares_2_u_dance_v/

because you could never have too much sinead o'connor.

Anton said...

Life breeds disappointment, but that's why God invented humour.